dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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