nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
meet me or not, i'm out of control
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
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