so explain again why im purple
no
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Randomize
