Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
Randomize
