erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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