Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
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Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
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Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
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