dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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