We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
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