WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
Tell her she can't have a vagina
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
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She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
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official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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