i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
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