awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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