What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
So much Jack, so little girl.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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