At least make sure they are 18
Why
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Buhtt sex?
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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