Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
Randomize
