god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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