what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
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Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
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Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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