I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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