I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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