Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Randomize
