You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Randomize
