You were right. It hurts to walk today.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
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i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
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Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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