and you said cock pushups were impossible
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
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I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
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He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
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