So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
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