Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
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