So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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