My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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