and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
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if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
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6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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