My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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