Duck Duck Cougar?
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
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