birth control should be required to get into college
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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