you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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