i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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