Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
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