He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
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