Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
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Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
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You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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