no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
Damn victory sex feels great
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