then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
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You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
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8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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