talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
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I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
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She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson