She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
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do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
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we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.