I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
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Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
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Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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