IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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