apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
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I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
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If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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