guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
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He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
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as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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