Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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