Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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