Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
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