Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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