i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
Randomize
