We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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