I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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