ugly people sure do ruin things
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
So here I am, sexting at work.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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