She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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