You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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