tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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