So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
vagina is talking i cant
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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