You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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